Everybody... get in line

Making Flippy Floppy,

we did, wif callum

Dutch Uncles - Making Flippy Floppy (with Calum dananananaykroyd) from Land Wolf on Vimeo.

Bloggeration! All Good Things Must End, So Ride Them While They Last . . .

MUY BUENO...

...was the tour with our now dear friends DANANANANAYKROYD, they is lyke wellgud beast ov pipple. After a high speed burn around the UK we are all sad to have to leave the road and go back to our dreary shitty depressing excuses for lives . . . egg sucking dogs would (should?) quiver in their thyroid-lined boots. . . literally just harvesting thyroids for boots. It's the TRUTH!

GIG BREAKDOWN:

CAMBRIDGE: Knockingly convex brontosaurus flying off the shelf like a stooled bedpan

LONDON: Like a gonorrhea infested face towel (but the reverse)

MANCHESTER: Beef dripping spitoon, no i'm not... not this time.. COLONEL!

LIVERPOOL: Christmas presents delivered by some leprous distant relative. In a good way!

NEWCASTLE: Melodica, lasagne, chicken, expensive-in-its-day television, pies, pint of pasta, nudity, offices, "don't forget to tidy before you leave", rum, visitor's guestbook (destructor's guestbook), vom, happy chippy, girls, Belgian hippopotamus, pizza hut mis-administration, Zac Efron 17 AGAIN, Y'alright man and Binny, Stonking babe in Pizza Hut with 80's hair that somehow looked contemporary, X-rated video featuring penises (but in a good way!).

GLASGOW: Just like we left it; ablaze!

EDINBURGH: Ghost tour chicken soup

And that, Ladies and Gentlepoos, is the Truth! Now, sit back and wait for success to hit you in the eye like a money shot from Lexington Steele. Leave it like it was and it will remain. And gain! Mainly gain.



Very truly yours,

DU :?